Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Politics. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Nobel Prize

I wish some day I will get a Nobel Prize,but for now I would like to share my thoughts about getting a nobel prize for this country now (in present tense)

I think people of Pakistan should be nominated at least for the nobel prize in some category, say in human sufferings:The Champions of Sufferers.

The criteria can be very stringent but we are Pakistanis,a wounded nation with stabs from its own,we can easily compete with other countries!

No electricity,still same electric bill,who cares
No safe water,who cares
No flour,who cares
No safety,who cares
No business,who cares
No stock exchange,who cares
No law,who cares
No justice,who cares
No leader,only jugglers,jokers and thieves,who cares
No parliament,a dummy parliament with a demo- elected dictator president,who cares
No elected minister of interior,who cares
No jobs for well deserved educated people,who cares
No respect to countrymen,can be for sale to other nations,who cares

No hope
No future


My fellow countrymen are still living and keep on living against so many odds.
My fellow countrymen you deserve this Nobel Prize!

I wish you the best.
I love you!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Yours Truly

So by daily readings about the mayhem in the country founded by a law abiding statesman Our Quaid (the only) ,I think I have a solution to the problem of Pakistanis.

My country is a don state and the solution lies with these three Dons:Sharif,Hussain,Zardari!

I am addressing to the respective self proclaimed monarchs of three parties in my country:

Please ask your followers following tasks, so we may be yours truly:

1.Follow traffic rules.
2.Follow Law.
3.Don't give and take bribe.
4.Don't cheat.
5.Don't Lie.
6.Be honest in your trades.
7.Be proud and respectable.
8.Develop patience towards people with different opinion.
9.Treat women with honour.
10.Show courage to conquer your own demons.

But in reality,who is going to do this,a cheater is always a cheater!