"I'm an Expert Ex-pert"

"Life is essentially a Learning Experience with a Paradox"
I told my graduating students.

To become an Expert:In other fields of life,
You take a test,sit in an exam,appear in a board or bar.
If you PASS,you become an Expert.
No doubt,I 'm an Expert!!

I continued my lecture and said:
To become an Expert:In love or relationships,
You take a test,sit in an exam,appear in a board or bar.
If you FAIL,you become an Expert.
No doubt,I 'm an Ex-pert !!

Peace,Piece

Peace,Peace,Peace.
Whole World is looking for Peace
No One give its own piece!
Peace,Peace,Peace.
The Whole World is looking for Peace.

"No advertisement"

I said:
"I am hurt."
"It's my pain."
"I will suffer with it."
"No advertisement.No display"

I wrote in my book's preface!